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“Don’t pick your nose!”
Mrs. McFickle would shout
“Those holes aren’t for fingers
So pull them back out!”
When I was picking my nose.
“Don’t pick your nose!”
Mrs. McFickle would yell,
“You’ll make it grow larger,
Turn blood red and swell!”
When I was picking my nose.
Slip into the classroom and find yourself a desk. Here you will find out what happens when your teacher is a crocodile. You’ll also meet Joe Joe Johnson, Billy Von Tapple, and McFarley Ron Kimple with his nose dimple! You will visit the Dingy Den, go to a party with a pink, singing zebra, eat an unusual type of trail mix and see what happens when you wear new shoes in
Although my current book, Pumpkin Guts, Tater Eyes, and Other Tasty Treats, is in current release, I will always have a special place in my heart for this book...my first book. It is still going strong after all these years. I hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Alonzo Fugate, NBCT