Alonzo Fugate, Author

Thank you for visiting my website!  On these pages, you will find information about me and about my books.  You will also find some fun and games!  If you are a teacher, be sure to check out the lesson plans and online activities for your students.

My latest book is entitled Pumpkin Guts, Tater Eyes, and Other Tasty Treats.©   If you are a fan of my first book, Nose Pickin' and 50 Other Ways to Tickle Your Brain ©, or just enjoy silly poems and drawings, then I hope that you like this book as well.  Remember...a good book is a key that will unlock any door!

My Granny grew a pumpkin
It was big and fat and round
A bloated orange eyeball
That was lying on the ground. 

She picked it for our supper
Said she wanted pumpkin stew
My Granny grabbed a butcher knife.
She knew just what to do!

Grab a bowl and get ready for a second serving of hilarious poems and captivating illustrations by National Board Certified Teacher, Alonzo Fugate.  The author who brought you Nose Pickin’ (and 50 Other Ways to Tickle Your Brain!) © is back with an all-new collection.  Inside these pages you will find an appetizing variety that will delight both young and old.

What happens when your Granny wants to make stew out of the guts of a pumpkin?  You’ll meet such characters as Bad Lad Billy, Curly Joe, and Henry Marcus Jonathan Sholt (who has a very interesting way of traveling!).  You will find yourself in a haunted house, at a lonely carnival carousel, and with a very unique zombie.  If you’re still hungry, you can nosh on some Tater Eyes…or even the wonderfully sweet candy of Hallo-wean!  So belly up to the table and fill your bowl full of Pumpkin Guts.  You won’t leave hungry with this hilarious collection of poems and illustrations!

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