Alonzo Fugate, Author
Nose Pickin' (and 50 Other Ways to Tickle Your Brain!)
Welcome!
“Don’t pick your nose!”
Mrs. McFickle would shout
“Those holes aren’t for fingers
So pull them back out!”
When I was picking my nose.
“Don’t pick your nose!”
Mrs. McFickle would yell,
“You’ll make it grow larger,
Turn blood red and swell!”
When I was picking my nose.
Slip into the classroom and find yourself a desk. Here you will find out what happens when your teacher is a crocodile. You’ll also meet Joe Joe Johnson, Billy Von Tapple, and McFarley Ron Kimple with his nose dimple! You will visit the Dingy Den, go to a party with a pink, singing zebra, eat an unusual type of trail mix and see what happens when you wear new shoes in
You are at the official website of Appalachian author, Col. Alonzo Fugate. Alonzo Fugate is currently promoting the release of his book, Nose Pickin' (and 50 Other Ways to Tickle Your Brain!) which is a collection of 51 humorous poems and drawings. Alonzo Fugate, a National Board Certified Teacher, also has included free lesson plans for busy teachers in the area of poetry. In addition, you will find some poems here to read or share with others.
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Colonel Alonzo Fugate, NBCT
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